Ashes 2025/6

booboo

Smith bowled by a beauty.
51/4 opps I mean 4/51

No, right the first time.

Donsteppa

Now Green's chance to take charge after being dropped down the order.

Donsteppa

He'll need to now for Australia with Carey falling for the Obvious Trap.

MN5

Magnificent run out from Carse.

The kind that should go on someone’s stats, Green disappoints again

sparky

Green and Narse were going well, put on a fifty partnership, then Green gets run out by Carse.

I'd be worried if I had third or fourth day tickets.

Virgil

Now Starc gone too, England looking likely to be getting a bat before the close of play

MN5

Tongue on a hat trick for the next innings. Took a Michelle. Excellent stuff young fella.

Gonna make my standard "Brook to get a massive score" prediction. Like the old broken clock I'm sure I'll be right at some stage.

sparky

152 from Australia, probably 40-50 runs short on this. Can England's batsmen take advantage?

MN5

152 from Australia, probably 40-50 runs short on this. Can England's batsmen take advantage?

Like clockwork one of their openers goes early.

Duckett still pissed perhaps ?

MN5

Bethel hasn't got a first class century.

Falls 99 short today. Neser gets him

Root in. 8-2.

MN5

Commentators just referred to Root as the best English batsman of all time.

Comforting to know we have one even better than that

#lovekw

MN5

Creepy Crawley caught at second slip off Starc.

8/3.

sparky

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sparky

The wheels fall off England's top order batting again.

Theee wickets inside the first 26 balls of the innings.

MN5

The wheels fall off England's top order batting again.

Do they what ?

Top three gone with eight on the board. What the fuck is up with these guys ?

Brook trying to hit the first ball out of the park too.

sparky

Lowest England score of all time is 45. That could be under threat.

bayimports

fuck that bullshit score 26 is where its at

sparky

@sparky said in Ashes 2025/6:

The wheels fall off England's top order batting again.

What the fuck is up with these guys ?

Spending July and August playing the Mickey Mouse Hundred has destroyed these batsmen's technique and ability to cope with pressure.

bayimports

No way Harry Brook wants to own 26 will singlehandedly take them to safety

sparky

Root's duck will do nothing to convince Australians that he is any sort of goat.

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