Aussies raising fat cats

[TB]

Cats = python food.

[cd_wilson]

[quote name='Red Bull']<br />
[quote name='"cd_wilson":2p8y5ilh']cockortwos etc [/quote]<br />
you're joking with the spelling, right? <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' />[/quote:2p8y5ilh]<br />
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Yes<br />
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It's those noisy bloody white yellow crested cockatoos

[Guest]

[quote name='Red Bull']<br />
I was thinking as I read that article: how do you exercise a cat anyway? You can't really take it for a walk, or it'll cruise off looking for an endangered species of bird to kill. Not eat, mind you.... just kill.  If you attached the cat to a leash, it'll go fucking nuts and rip your skin to pieces. <br />
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Actually I devised a fool proof method for this RB:<br />
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1. Put on thick leather gloves<br />
2. Attach leash to cat<br />
3. Attach car to leash<br />
4. Insert key into igniti... :neutral:<br />
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   What? WHAT?<br />
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   :twisted:

[Miller V Jackson]

Emma loves cats.

[Red Bull]

<img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rolleyes:' /> why does this not surprise me? <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /><br />
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Emma, it's not going to make you any more desirable to women, so you can drop the facade.

[Guest]

[quote name='Miller V Jackson']<br />
Emma loves cats. <br />
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NTA loves pussy too, but not the feral ones with claws (no I wouldn't ask either :shifty:)

[Miller V Jackson]

[quote name='Red Bull']<br />
Emma, it's not going to make you any more desirable to women, so you can drop the facade. <br />
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<img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rolleyes:' /> Probably less. But I don't apologise for finding talking about dogs and cars boring. I have always liked cats.

[dogmeat]

A-HEM!!!!!!

[cd_wilson]

Our two went to the the vet to be desexed yesterday.<br />
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Told us they were overweight ...<br />
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:embarassed:

[Kirwan]

Cats are smarter than dogs <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rolleyes:' /><br />
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Trained one to fetch once, it must as stupid as a dog to enjoy doing that. You exercise a cat by letting it go out at night and hunt.

[Guest]

[quote name='Kirwan']<br />
Cats are smarter than dogs <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rolleyes:' /><br />
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Yeah, but they're fluffybunnies with it <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />