Awesome stuff you see on the internet

[NTA]

The. Fuck...

[gollum]

[gollum]

The next ones better

[Tim]

[jegga]

This blog has some spectacular rants, this is one of my favourites

I Hope You're Still Proud When She's a Crack Whore

Like most of you single 20 somethings no longer living off your parents, I rent an apartment in a big city. Over the holidays however, when ...

[Tim]

[JC]

[antipodean]

@JC Guessing the Vietnamese have yet to invent ladders?

[canefan]

@JC "So no questions as to why these guys won the Vietnam War?"

[jegga]

[canefan]

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11813430

[canefan]

@jegga That's awesome, like a video game!!

[canefan]

This is insane

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11813758

[Kirwan]

[jegga]

Thank you to whoever made this

http://www.sadanduseless.com/2017/02/animal-bands

[mariner4life]

@Rocky-Rockbottom you haven't quite grasped the pussy photos people have been posting today have you?

[canefan]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/90221211/Bicycle-wheel-thief-not-happy-jail-is-unlikely-for-man-who-drove-into-him

[jegga]

[Chris B.]

@canefan I struggle to have too much sympathy for Mr. Stone. I tend to think Mr. Scothern, while not to be encouraged, has set a useful precedent in that things sometimes end badly for light-fingered fucks.

Did I mention the fuckers that flogged various electric tools out of my shed over Xmas. Doubtless sold them for beer money at Cash Converters, while they'll cost me about a grand to replace.

I've concluded the warning shot should accidentally go through their getaway vehicle.

[jegga]

If the first one makes you feel a bit conflicted there is a second one for you.