Grumpy Old Man

[pakman]

Saw Steak and Doom Bar Ale pie on a menu today:

[Victor Meldrew]

@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:

@victor-meldrew do real men eat all the pies too?

Yes, But they train on hot-dogs first.

[A Former User]

@victor-meldrew and we are back to hotdogs

[Victor Meldrew]

@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@victor-meldrew I've heard of people having ribs removed

You like spare ribs as well?

[A Former User]

@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@victor-meldrew I've heard of people having ribs removed

this is the guy you need

[Victor Meldrew]

@r-l

I thought you had a thing about hot-dogs?

[A Former User]

@victor-meldrew no but Honey had a big one, i like the mustard more.

[Victor Meldrew]

@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:

@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@victor-meldrew I've heard of people having ribs removed

this is the guy you need

That GIF is seriously unsettling - even for the Fern

[A Former User]

@victor-meldrew as if Snowys avatar is a whole crypto currency now!? Dogecoin

[Victor Meldrew]

@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:

@victor-meldrew no but Honey had a big one, i like the mustard more.

Honey sounds quite a girl. Is she a Polish chick?

[Bones]

@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:

@victor-meldrew no but Honey had a big one, i like the mustard more.

PHRASING

[A Former User]

@bones am i wrong?

[nostrildamus]

@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:

@victor-meldrew no but Honey had a big one, i like the mustard more.

what is with the saucy wench comments?
I thought this was the Grumpy Old Man thread?

[A Former User]

These lord of the rings twats are the latest bane of my life. Every Saturday there is a show down between them and the Gaelic Footy and the Irish Dancers (we stick with our own) , they park like idiots and stand around grumping. There's one Karen i particularly hate who stands around with her bow and arrow guarding her little Feista instead of doing any archery at all.
Bastards

[JC]

@r-l That Legolas has let himself go

[A Former User]

@jc he wishes!

[Snowy]

@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:

@victor-meldrew as if Snowys avatar is a whole crypto currency now!? Dogecoin

Was that a typo for dogging?

[Crucial]

@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:

These lord of the rings twats are the latest bane of my life. Every Saturday there is a show down between them and the Gaelic Footy and the Irish Dancers (we stick with our own) , they park like idiots and stand around grumping. There's one Karen i particularly hate who stands around with her bow and arrow guarding her little Feista instead of doing any archery at all.
Bastards

Sounds like a great TV show.

[MN5]

@snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:

@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:

@victor-meldrew as if Snowys avatar is a whole crypto currency now!? Dogecoin

Was that a typo for dogging?

Ask @Bones, depends if his phone works in the shower though

[Bones]

@mn5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:

@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:

@victor-meldrew as if Snowys avatar is a whole crypto currency now!? Dogecoin

Was that a typo for dogging?

Ask @Bones, depends if his phone works in the shower though

No mate, different thing. @R-L is complaining about her dogging being ruined by Irish and LOTR clogging up the parking.