Grumpy Old Man

[Victor Meldrew]

@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

It would simply change to "Is the Robot broken? Can you check it?"

Named ours "George Clooney". That worked.

[Bones]

Some people have such exotic lives. What's a vacuum?

[chimoaus]

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

Some people have such exotic lives. What's a vacuum?

Oh I have the pleasure of "clean toilet", "do laundry", "wash dishes", "change underwear", the list is endless.

[Victor Meldrew]

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

Some people have such exotic lives. What's a vacuum?

Think Steve Hansen. Brain. RWC 2019 Semi. Sam Cane.

[Snowy]

I have played the break everything that I put in the dishwasher card (no not the maid that I don't have)

Wife no longer no longer lets me put anything in there (dishwasher, you children).

[Victor Meldrew]

@Snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:

I have played the break everything that I put in the dishwasher card (no not the maid that I don't have)

Wife no longer no longer lets me put anything in there (dishwasher, you children).

Contender for the Fernies "Most Surreal Post of 2020" Award....

[voodoo]

@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

Wife's who remake the bed when you clearly made a lot of effort to make it the first time.

People who put 12 cushions on a bed

[Snowy]

@Victor-Meldrew I just know you lot too well to leave any innuendo to chance.

[Victor Meldrew]

@Snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:

innuendo

Innuendo?

Keep your Italian suppositories to yourself.

[Snowy]

@Victor-Meldrew Using my own Dad jokes on me. Nice work.

[Snowy]

@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:

People who put 12 cushions on a bed

I call them "women".

[chimoaus]

People who fart in bed and don't warn you before you get in.

[Victor Meldrew]

@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

People who fart in bed and don't warn you before you get in.

Mate, you need to subscribe to a better class of dating app.

[chimoaus]

@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

People who fart in bed and don't warn you before you get in.

Mate, you need to subscribe to a better class of dating app.

What is a "dating app?"

[MN5]

@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

People who fart in bed and don't warn you before you get in.

Mate, you need to subscribe to a better class of dating app.

I reckon. Grindr.....um I mean Tinder usually filters out dodgy ones like that

[Victor Meldrew]

@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

What is a "dating app?"

Ask Snowy's dishwasher...

[JC]

@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

People who fart in bed and don't warn you before you get in.

You share a bed with your Dad?

[Snowy]

@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

What is a "dating app?"

Ask Snowy's dishwasher...

She's busy.

[Snowy]

A prime minister that keeps telling me to be kind when I am a grumpy old fluffybunny. I don't want to be kind and my name is not Neve.

[nostrildamus]

@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

Wife's who remake the bed when you clearly made a lot of effort to make it the first time.

Can relate. Mrs Meldrew has been in Kent looking after elderly parents for the last 2 weeks. Stressful time which she's handled with her usual mix of aplomb, good humour & intelligence.

First words on coming home and dumping suitcase in bedroom "Have you made the bed differently?...

I think an apt reply would be "No. But the new girlfriend gave me a few ideas."