Grumpy Old Man

[Snowy]

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

But I needed it sorted quickly so what was I to do ?

Shout, disagree, be objectionable. You should know that well enough.

[Machpants]

@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 Wife was in post office, some old grumpy fuck in front of line yelling "I can't hear my phone when it rings, you need to fix it."

Best one I overheard was an old guy being asked how he has his tea, turns to his wife 'Agnes, how do I take my tea?'

[JC]

@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 Wife was in post office, some old grumpy fuck in front of line yelling "I can't hear my phone when it rings, you need to fix it."

There really was no need for her to be standing so close behind me.

[Bones]

This article.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-london-54570643

[A Former User]

@MN5 because he is funny! It's as simple as that, he isn't even bad looking to be fair.

[MN5]

@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 because he is funny! It's as simple as that, he isn't even bad looking to be fair.

"Waiter, three trays of sausage rolls please"

[A Former User]

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 because he is funny! It's as simple as that, he isn't even bad looking to be fair.

"Waiter, three trays of sausage rolls please"

I am a feeder to be fair... I like a man that can eat!

[Bones]

@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 because he is funny! It's as simple as that, he isn't even bad looking to be fair.

"Waiter, three trays of sausage rolls please"

I am a feeder to be fair... I like a man that can eat!

Oh that's good.

Phrasing.

[MN5]

@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 because he is funny! It's as simple as that, he isn't even bad looking to be fair.

"Waiter, three trays of sausage rolls please"

I am a feeder to be fair... I like a man that can eat!

[A Former User]

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 because he is funny! It's as simple as that, he isn't even bad looking to be fair.

"Waiter, three trays of sausage rolls please"

I am a feeder to be fair... I like a man that can eat!

Oh that's good.

Phrasing.

What am I missing? Or are you just being your weird Honey(s) self

[Bones]

@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 because he is funny! It's as simple as that, he isn't even bad looking to be fair.

"Waiter, three trays of sausage rolls please"

I am a feeder to be fair... I like a man that can eat!

Oh that's good.

Phrasing.

What am I missing? Or are you just being your weird Honey(s) self

I'm weird? You're the one dropping Italian suppositories.

[A Former User]

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 because he is funny! It's as simple as that, he isn't even bad looking to be fair.

"Waiter, three trays of sausage rolls please"

I am a feeder to be fair... I like a man that can eat!

Oh that's good.

Phrasing.

What am I missing? Or are you just being your weird Honey(s) self

I'm weird? You're the one dropping Italian suppositories.

You are weird but in a lovely way, most of the time. No innuendos from me, honestly, I must be slow this morning.

[JC]

@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 because he is funny! It's as simple as that, he isn't even bad looking to be fair.

"Waiter, three trays of sausage rolls please"

I am a feeder to be fair... I like a man that can eat!

Oh that's good.

Phrasing.

What am I missing? Or are you just being your weird Honey(s) self

Read back the bit that says “I like a man that can eat” but imagine having @Bones ’s double entendre gene...

[nostrildamus]

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@dogmeat said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Virgil You're not fat...

Neither. I’m quite triggered by the implication

That could read as fat and/or unfunny.

[nostrildamus]

Back to the thread topic: John Kirwan giving advice to rugby coaches. On tv. Or anywhere.

[Bones]

This probably fits nicely here.

[chimoaus]

fluffybunnies who drop their Maccas rubbish on the side of the road.

[taniwharugby]

@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

fluffybunnies who drop their Maccas rubbish on the side of the road.

fixed

[MN5]

@taniwharugby said in Grumpy Old Man:

@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

fluffybunnies who drop their Maccas rubbish on the side of the road.

fixed

Yes I fucken despise litterbugs of all descriptions. Also add anyone who doesn’t clean up dogshit to that list.

[voodoo]

When you let someone into traffic in front of you and they don't give you a wave. How fucken hard is it to raise your arm you lazy fluffybunny!