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  • CatograndeC Online
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    @Victor-Meldrew For O'Leary and Rynair there is no such thing as a PR disaster (so far at least), just PR. They delight in anything that brands them as penny pinching.

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    @Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Mis-diagnosis via a fucking photo. That GP needs shooting.

    Friend of mine had a persistent cough which went on and on despite speaking to her GP no less than 8 times. After 9 months she saw a private GP who ordered an immediate scan which detected Stage 3 lung cancer - which would have been quite curable if properly picked up earlier.

    GP is still practicing of course, no apologies or investigations needed apparently.

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    @Victor-Meldrew

    We all know that our hospitals are creaking at the seams and full of norovirus, plus of course the financial incompetence but the real issue at ground level is how bad overall the GP service has become and the complete lack of accountability.

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    Fucking fuming.

    How do I report an issue I've experienced Facebook? Someone is sharing false information and it's completely unacceptable.

    I was advised that horse manure would make my strawberries tastier and more juicy. In fact, it does nothing to improve them at all.

    I'm going back to double cream and I'd advise anyone else to do likewise.

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  • MN5M Online
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    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Fucking fuming.

    How do I report an issue I've experienced Facebook? Someone is sharing false information and it's completely unacceptable.

    I was advised that horse manure would make my strawberries tastier and more juicy. In fact, it does nothing to improve them at all.

    I'm going back to double cream and I'd advise anyone else to do likewise.

    What a dull update

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    #3420

    When it is has been in the upper 20s for the best part of a dozen or more days and the lawns desperately need mowing. Sadly it is 31 degrees (feels like 34degrees) today so postponing the two and a half hour task is fast running out of being an option!
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    My grumpy old man rant is this: when you are having guests over, why is it desirable to present your house such that it looks like nobody has ever set foot in it? Even the most minor relative coming over is now cause for the type of cleaning that I only thought took place at a crime scene once the detectives have finished.

    I have two young children. Are we to believe the guest thinks we actually live in this state of absolute cleanliness? Surely not, so why live the lie, even for a few minutes.

    I'm all for cleaning things off the floor and getting the couches looking nice, but making the beds? Vacuuming the study? We're having them for a cup of tea, not a rental inspection. And the stress that comes along with it makes the joy of entertaining basically redundant. You can never make up for the hours you've lost.

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  • nzzpN Offline
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    @barbarian said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Surely not, so why live the lie, even for a few minutes.

    You shower groom and put on cologne before meeting people right? Same thing, but for sheilas right...

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    Sure. But to me that is the equivalent of cleaning up common areas to a reasonable level. What ends up happening is, using your analogy, shower, groom and then have a haircut, trim my toenails, clean out my ears and give myself a colonic irrigation.

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  • BonesB Online
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    @barbarian we have to clean for the fucking cleaner...

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  • nostrildamusN Offline
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    If I had to receive a colonic irrigation before meeting guests, I don't think I want to meet the guests.

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  • MN5M Online
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    @barbarian said in Grumpy Old Man:

    My grumpy old man rant is this: when you are having guests over, why is it desirable to present your house such that it looks like nobody has ever set foot in it? Even the most minor relative coming over is now cause for the type of cleaning that I only thought took place at a crime scene once the detectives have finished.

    I have two young children. Are we to believe the guest thinks we actually live in this state of absolute cleanliness? Surely not, so why live the lie, even for a few minutes.

    I'm all for cleaning things off the floor and getting the couches looking nice, but making the beds? Vacuuming the study? We're having them for a cup of tea, not a rental inspection. And the stress that comes along with it makes the joy of entertaining basically redundant. You can never make up for the hours you've lost.

    When the girl was selling her place and we had to get the place ready for open homes......fuck me dead. Every Sunday morning every speck of dust, fluff or whatever needed to be vanquished. Not to mention chasing the cat and getting every single bit of fur that had moulted.

    It's just as bad when ANY visitors announce they're coming too.

    No one wants to live in a student flat with skiddies on the toilet and flies gathering around the dishes piling up but surely theres a happy medium ?

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    replied to MN5 last edited by
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    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    No one wants to live in a student flat with skiddies on the toilet and flies gathering around the dishes piling up but surely theres a happy medium ?

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  • MN5M Online
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    @nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    No one wants to live in a student flat with skiddies on the toilet and flies gathering around the dishes piling up but surely theres a happy medium ?

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    When it comes to weird ferners you are in a class of your own.

    Please don't ever change.

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    replied to Bones last edited by
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    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @barbarian we have to clean for the fucking cleaner...

    This.

    Checking the toilets before the cleaners arrive is one thing, vacuuming the carpets or sweeping the kitchen floor something else.

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    replied to MN5 last edited by
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    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    When the girl was selling her place and we had to get the place ready for open homes......fuck me dead

    We're looking to move and just do a quick tidy-up. An uber-tidy and clean house is a bit of a turn-off for us when we're viewing houses. Want to see a house not a show-home.

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  • barbarianB Offline
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    Yeah what guest and/or potential buyer is genuinely put off by evidence of life/living? I've never walked into a house for a cup of tea or a meal and thought 'Christ the spare bedroom had a lot of stuff on the bed.' Or 'I can't believe there was a bit of loose dust on the kitchen floor.' Or worst of all 'I was shocked at the presence of toys on the floor of the kids toyroom'.

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    replied to barbarian last edited by
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    @barbarian I tend to go with 'I don't think that bloke had a colonic irrigation before we arrived. Filthy.'

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    replied to Bones last edited by
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    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @barbarian we have to clean for the fucking cleaner...

    yeah this level pisses me off the most in our house too

    and then will still complain that the cleaner didn't do a good job, like its a CSI audition

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  • BonesB Online
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    Bonesetta's dream kitchen is bare surfaces with all appliances away in cupboards. She of course, does fuck all in there apart from boil a kettle and dish up the dog's food. How infuriating is it when you put down your knife then when you come back it's been washed?

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