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All Blacks 2023

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    reprobate
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    Foster's problem is that everyone is so sick of him eating all the donuts, that even if Ryan eats them Foster will still be blamed. And if there are donuts left, Ryan will get the credit for his self control.
    Still his fucking fault for scoffing them all for the last 4 years though.

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    • ChrisC Chris

      @Kirwan

      I am sure Fozzie as HC would have Seniority over the donut pile.

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      #3351

      @Chris said in All Blacks 2023:

      @Kirwan

      I am sure Fozzie as HC would have Seniority over the donut pile.

      Someone should tell Ryan then

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      • KirwanK Kirwan

        @Chris said in All Blacks 2023:

        @Kirwan

        I am sure Fozzie as HC would have Seniority over the donut pile.

        Someone should tell Ryan then

        Screenshot 2023-09-20 at 11.22.04 AM.png

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        Machpants
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        @Kirwan said in All Blacks 2023:

        @Chris said in All Blacks 2023:

        @Kirwan

        I am sure Fozzie as HC would have Seniority over the donut pile.

        Someone should tell Ryan then

        Screenshot 2023-09-20 at 11.22.04 AM.png

        Fine physique for a forward. A ten, not so much

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        • M Machpants

          @Kirwan said in All Blacks 2023:

          @Chris said in All Blacks 2023:

          @Kirwan

          I am sure Fozzie as HC would have Seniority over the donut pile.

          Someone should tell Ryan then

          Screenshot 2023-09-20 at 11.22.04 AM.png

          Fine physique for a forward. A ten, not so much

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          Kirwan
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          #3353

          @Machpants said in All Blacks 2023:

          Fine physique for a forward. A ten, not so much

          Could play "Which one is almost 60" instead if you prefer?

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          • KirwanK Kirwan

            @Chris said in All Blacks 2023:

            @Kirwan

            I am sure Fozzie as HC would have Seniority over the donut pile.

            Someone should tell Ryan then

            Screenshot 2023-09-20 at 11.22.04 AM.png

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            Chris
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            #3354

            @Kirwan

            The wrong French food can have an adverse effect on the physique of a highly tuned individual.

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            • ChrisC Chris

              @Kirwan

              The wrong French food can have an adverse effect on the physique of a highly tuned individual.

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              Duluth
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              @Chris What will it do to a fat lazy shit like Ryan?

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              • DuluthD Duluth

                @Chris What will it do to a fat lazy shit like Ryan?

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                Chris
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                #3356

                @Duluth
                Turn him into Fozzie I would guess.

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                • ChrisC Chris

                  @Duluth
                  Turn him into Fozzie I would guess.

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                  Duluth
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                  #3357

                  @Chris so he'd lose 10kgs

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                  • R reprobate

                    Foster's problem is that everyone is so sick of him eating all the donuts, that even if Ryan eats them Foster will still be blamed. And if there are donuts left, Ryan will get the credit for his self control.
                    Still his fucking fault for scoffing them all for the last 4 years though.

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                    Nepia
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                    #3358

                    @reprobate said in All Blacks 2023:

                    Foster's problem is that everyone is so sick of him eating all the donuts, that even if Ryan eats them Foster will still be blamed. And if there are donuts left, Ryan will get the credit for his self control.
                    Still his fucking fault for scoffing them all for the last 4 years though.

                    Add to that Schmidt will eat all the croissants and will also get credit for the self control of not eating all the donuts.

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                      taniwharugby
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                      Bye weeks...gotta love them

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                      • taniwharugbyT taniwharugby

                        Bye weeks...gotta love them

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                        Kiwiwomble
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                        @taniwharugby que NZR posting on there social media about NZ fans having nothing to watch this weekend whilst telling everyone the NPC cant be saved....

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                        • DuluthD Duluth

                          @Chris so he'd lose 10kgs

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                          Chris
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                          @Duluth

                          Debatable

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                            The good news is Frizell, All Blacks captain Sam Cane, starting tighthead prop Tyrel Lomax and second five Jordie Barrett appear on-course to return from their respective injuries to play their first matches at this World Cup in the pivotal pool game against Italy in Lyon next week

                            https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/all-blacks-departing-forwards-coach-jason-ryan-hopes-shannon-frizell-will-return-to-nz-after-japan-stint/6Z7UQLYHSBENTLGUZ3JP5G25T4/

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                              Machpants
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                              The real good news is that Lomu is back

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                              Fuck me what are the idiots at RP on? No, I've not watched. So maybe it is

                              Question: Is Caleb Clarke the new Lomu?

                              Answer: not even fucking close

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                                The real good news is that Lomu is back

                                image.png

                                Fuck me what are the idiots at RP on? No, I've not watched. So maybe it is

                                Question: Is Caleb Clarke the new Lomu?

                                Answer: not even fucking close

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                                @Machpants said in All Blacks 2023:

                                The real good news is that Lomu is back

                                image.png

                                Fuck me what are the idiots at RP on? No, I've not watched. So maybe it is

                                Question: Is Caleb Clarke the new Lomu?

                                Answer: not even fucking close

                                Good grief that is embarrassing as fuck.

                                I’ve never seen Jonah trip over his own feet for a start

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                                  Canes4life
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                                  Fk me, I’ve only ever seen Clarke have one barnstorming run in a test match. Get out of here with these Lomu comparisons. Embarrassing.

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                                    @Machpants said in All Blacks 2023:

                                    The real good news is that Lomu is back

                                    image.png

                                    Fuck me what are the idiots at RP on? No, I've not watched. So maybe it is

                                    Question: Is Caleb Clarke the new Lomu?

                                    Answer: not even fucking close

                                    Good grief that is embarrassing as fuck.

                                    I’ve never seen Jonah trip over his own feet for a start

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                                    canefan
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                                    #3366

                                    @MN5 said in All Blacks 2023:

                                    @Machpants said in All Blacks 2023:

                                    The real good news is that Lomu is back

                                    image.png

                                    Fuck me what are the idiots at RP on? No, I've not watched. So maybe it is

                                    Question: Is Caleb Clarke the new Lomu?

                                    Answer: not even fucking close

                                    Good grief that is embarrassing as fuck.

                                    I’ve never seen Jonah trip over his own feet for a start

                                    I have

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                                      I have never been a Foster fan and have bagged the shit of him on the fern,But after reading and listening to a lot of NH fans and ex NH rugby players who are now in the media some not good enough in their playing days to get anywhere near the standard of an AB in those times I am looking at you MR Foster you need to select this team right get the tactical game in order,Go and put Italy away stuff the Irish if we do Wales will not beat us in a SF after getting that roll on.
                                      I want some credibility in the Black jersey now and stick it up some of these smug fluffybunnies..
                                      UP THE ABs.

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                                        Machpants
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                                        Hansen is a dead cert genius, I never would've even considered these gems...

                                        Hansen also looked at the technical side of the match and revealed what his plan would be for overcoming the Irishmen.

                                        “If we want to beat Ireland, we’ve got to be able to take them on up front, contest at lineout time, make our scrum really potent and challenge them there,” he said.

                                        “We need to go through the breakdown as they’re not putting anybody in the breakdown themselves, so go through it rather than go wide.

                                        “Once we go through it and start narrowing them up a bit, we can go wide.”

                                        Earn the right to go wide
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                                        • KirwanK Kirwan

                                          @Chris said in All Blacks 2023:

                                          @Kirwan

                                          I am sure Fozzie as HC would have Seniority over the donut pile.

                                          Someone should tell Ryan then

                                          Screenshot 2023-09-20 at 11.22.04 AM.png

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                                          Victor Meldrew
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                                          @Kirwan said in All Blacks 2023:

                                          @Chris said in All Blacks 2023:

                                          @Kirwan

                                          I am sure Fozzie as HC would have Seniority over the donut pile.

                                          Someone should tell Ryan then

                                          Screenshot 2023-09-20 at 11.22.04 AM.png

                                          Fuck me.

                                          Looks like one of those fat wannabe whales masquerading as tourists we get Newquay beach in the summer. Needs more tats though.

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