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We have a winner.
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Who the fuck visits Maccas three times in one day ?
Hutt people apparently.
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@nzzp said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
do you think they post on the Fern?
We might want to check any devilish sounding usernames.
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https://www.stuff.co.nz/society/360841857/proof-poo-mystery-mens-marathon-toilet-breaks
Cutting edge human interest stories as per usual.
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@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
You guys need to sort your logins out, you don’t want to miss amazing stories like this
Opportunity missed to call this a "Cock and Bulls" story.
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Want your 5 minutes of fame, get your name changed to include 2311 middle names...seriously, WTAF
If you cant recite your own name, then it aint legit, fucking numpty.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360848808/worlds-longest-name-meet-kiwi-who-owns-record
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@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Bad Coke habit
A kg a day seems doable. Amateur.
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@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Bad Coke habit
But even on day one he started to feel unwell having scoffed a quarter of the bag.
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“Then the second day, I were eating them, and I got, like, again, same amount. So it's like a quarter of this bag left after day two, I thought, I don't feel right, like I feel a bit sick. And then I ate the entire bag.”At first I was amused by the decision-making, but then the maths started annoying me.
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@Kruse said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
At first I was amused by the decision-making, but then the maths started annoying me.
There's a friction, too much fraction?
 
