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We have a winner. 
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Who the fuck visits Maccas three times in one day ? Hutt people apparently. 
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@nzzp said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz: @MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz: do you think they post on the Fern? We might want to check any devilish sounding usernames. 
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https://www.stuff.co.nz/society/360841857/proof-poo-mystery-mens-marathon-toilet-breaks Cutting edge human interest stories as per usual. 
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@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz: You guys need to sort your logins out, you don’t want to miss amazing stories like this Opportunity missed to call this a "Cock and Bulls" story. 
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Want your 5 minutes of fame, get your name changed to include 2311 middle names...seriously, WTAF If you cant recite your own name, then it aint legit, fucking numpty. https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360848808/worlds-longest-name-meet-kiwi-who-owns-record 
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@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz: Bad Coke habit A kg a day seems doable. Amateur. 
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@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz: Bad Coke habit But even on day one he started to feel unwell having scoffed a quarter of the bag. 
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 “Then the second day, I were eating them, and I got, like, again, same amount. So it's like a quarter of this bag left after day two, I thought, I don't feel right, like I feel a bit sick. And then I ate the entire bag.”At first I was amused by the decision-making, but then the maths started annoying me. 
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@Kruse said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz: At first I was amused by the decision-making, but then the maths started annoying me. There's a friction, too much fraction? 
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To the minute and cutting edge as always. 

 Jo Whiley fights back tears as she reveals her husband killed their cat
			
			Jo Whiley fights back tears as she reveals her husband killed their cat
		 Heinz settles debate on whether you should put ketchup in fridge or cupboard
                    
                    Heinz settles debate on whether you should put ketchup in fridge or cupboard
                 
                
 Man strips naked, claims to be Lucifer before arrest at Auckland Airport
                    
                    Man strips naked, claims to be Lucifer before arrest at Auckland Airport
                 
                
 
                



