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    AB RWC squad
  • SiamS Siam

    Ummm well done Owen. Quite a fall from grace but by feck you were a rock for about a decade and never once showed off or sought an undue spotlight. Stoic, silent and strong is how we like our props and you were bloody good for a long time.

    Well done young man, and thanks


  • TRC: Pumas v All Blacks
  • SiamS Siam

    @Jaguares4real said in TRC: Pumas v All Blacks:

    @Crucial said in TRC: Pumas v All Blacks:

    @Bones said in TRC: Pumas v All Blacks:

    No Bridge? Dry powder.

    It’s only a friendly

    Big picture: the game is largely meaningless in a RWC Year

    I'm looking for a very good performance

    Below graphic is insane

    Welcome back fella, but jeez I'm getting tired of your meaningless test monologues

    The absolute truth is that all games are meaningless, if one subscribes to your assessment. Sport is what you want it to be. It's a voluntary leisure pursuit. The importance of it is in the minds of every participant differently.

    Calling games meaningless or friendlies is just a shit can notion for losers diminishing the achievements of winners. It's a dishonorable critique of national sport, and a deliberate insult to the winners. Let the players decide what is meaningless

    You're smart enough to know that and we're smart enough to know vapid trolling.

    Enough already


  • AB EOYT 2018
  • SiamS Siam

    Hey, fuck off with your "I'm too cool to watch the All Blacks" virtue signalling shit.
    Fuck off to the horse thread

    πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‰


  • Clan v Tahs
  • SiamS Siam

    @Yeetyaah we've been calling them the clan for nigh on 20 years on here, young fellaπŸ™‚


  • All Pinks vs Boks - Christchurch
  • SiamS Siam

    An awful lot of arrogance and nonsense talk on this thread as far as I can see

    Bored with the All Blacks winning? Fuck off

    Not entertaining enough for you ? fuck off

    Not feeling emotions like you want to? fuck off

    You in this thing for the All Blacks and what that organisation achieves and accomplishes or how much entertainment you're entitled too?

    Fuck off with your 15 second attention span.

    Real rugby supporters will once again welcome the physical and tactical battle with the old foe (and friends), the ABs will be hugely psyched and me behind them supporting all their efforts and appreciating the Boks, regardless of their success.

    See that's what the ABs represent - striving for excellence, winning and being humble and respectful in the process

    You won't catch them bemoaning the relative ability of the opposition or counting wins before they're earned.

    I can't wait for another showdown between us and the Saffas, always a great occasion

    and lastly, fuck off


  • Hesson gooooooone!
  • SiamS Siam

    Well played little nerdy looking fella who got pilloried high and low when he took over a poisoned chalice.

    He stuck to his guns and contributed to us fans enjoying and being able to be proud of a decent and hard working team.

    He's certainly earned some great cricketing jobs that will no doubt come his way in the future.

    Well done fella


  • All Blacks v Wallabies at Eden Park.
  • SiamS Siam

    Can I suggest the wallabies just simply shut the fuck up?

    We've played and beaten the Welsh Argues and Saffas with nary a bitter word or exchange yet all year (international and super rugby) from Australian rugby folk and coaches have been whinging about refereeing, whinging about foul play whinging about humility, whinging about the media.

    Enough already. Take your thrashings (because that's what they've been) like a fair dinkum Aussie bloke and suck it up. That's what they expect of others.

    Conversely win more than 3 games a fucking season and we might concede you've not had a particularly good rub of the green.

    Christ on a bike it's been tiresome and repetitive all year.

    Chinese might have to add a new horoscope- 2016 the year of the pissing and moaning wallaby.


  • Who is the best sporting nation
  • SiamS Siam

    Tokoroa ?


  • Crusaders vs Chiefs
  • SiamS Siam

    @steven-harris said in Crusaders vs. Chiefs:

    The rules are there for safety purposes but I fear every game I am going to be watching this year is going to have problem in and around high tackles which is going to hugely influence results.

    Except Steven that the laws aren't there for safety mate, they're primarily there to appease social and mainstream media, lest they lower rugby's appeal to corporate sponsorship.

    These administrators and lawmakers have made a pigs breakfast of the game since the last WC and their sole objective has been to placate social justice fuckwits who'd never travel to a game rather than the people who actually "own" and love the game.

    If you're fair dinkum about player welfare, then you start by decreasing the games played, not try to micro manage every fucking collision.

    That yellow and penalty try make the game barely recognisable, and random as a legitimate contest.

    A pox on them all


  • Cricket 2021: NZ in England and WTC Final
  • SiamS Siam

    I watched nearly all of that day, which for an old man in a non favourable time zone, took a bit of doingπŸ™‚.

    The Taylor Nicholls partnership started from scratch with a new ball introduced and possibly England's best ever new ball bowlers. It was basically our Ross vs those two. The partnership got to 52 off 72 balls. That's fucken good. We were whittling away the deficit at 4 and a bit per over. Taylor took it upon himself to go after England in this first hour. He played big shots against the new ball and ran deft singles throughout. He could have bobbed and weaved and "seen" out the new dukes, but no, he took it too them with body shots, to mangle a boxing metaphor.

    It was great! Broad nearly foiled him with an expert bouncer but England's fielding is as shit and pea hearted as everything else they do. Rossco just about got us level, but his innings and strategy was the senior batter directly taking on the opposition. I asked for a leadership innings and rossco delivered, even when out of form. Fucken great. I'll force myself to remember that knock when I get irrationally bitchy at Taylor in the future. Sometimes the stats say less than the body language of a session. This was one of those times. Rossco searched for and exposed all sorts of cracks. He didn't strut but he didn't bow either. He stared them in the face and stood tall, stoic and non plussed throughout.

    Contrast that approach with the opposition senior batsman's innings.

    Occasionally as a Black Caps fan you're in the right place at the right time to witness a bit of history. A bit of unexpected success. Hobart was one of them when Dougie bowled us to victory. Coney and chats vs Pakistan, hadlees gabba test. It's a time when you message your mate in nz at 3am, knowing he's asleep but hoping you'll wake him with "are you watching this mate?"

    Yesterday was that occasion to savour. The long drawn out 90 minutes of bliss watching us roast these fluffybunnies and thinking, " we've got them 7 down for negative 9" is delicious πŸ™‚. The face of Joe Root like a startled rabbit for a 50 ball 5 while the batsmen he'd written off at lords fulfilled his expectations of them. The smile on Ajaz's face after he set him up too close to cut and a tad of extra bounce.

    So many things to savour during that pom innings. A great day to be a nz cricket fan watching your "B" team set up an overseas series win!
    Nobody wins test series'away these days, (except India in AusπŸ˜‰) and now we're on the verge of beating an england team that is so scared of failure they've forgotten how to play, let alone win.

    A lovely day to ruin sleep patterns and watch the Ilford 2nd XI silence a fancy dress party 😁


  • All Blacks v Ireland II
  • SiamS Siam

    It's all nonsense. Best was trying it on because this bloody wendyball behaviour has crept into the game, yes particularly in the north, and none of the world rugby fuckwit administrators have had the sense or inclination to stamp it out.

    So busy are they hand wringing and pandering to fucken sponsors and issuing paper thin edicts about contesting in the air and head high tackles that they've ignored a blight on the a unique feature of the game, namely the refs decision stands and is to be respected.

    Never once have we had a clampdown on badgering referees. When was the last march of 10 yards that we all grew up with? When did they arm and publicly encourage the refs with the means to tell moaning captains to piss off?

    Rugby was known as a game where what the ref said stood. Now every captain, including Read spend disproportionate time trying to influence a ref. It's fucking irritating. When taken to stupid degrees like Best did it's a blight, and it needn't be.

    It gets more like the disgrace that is soccer every year, yet no leaders of the game seem to give a fuck - more interested in wasting resources on incidents which most sane people can see are accidents.

    Fucken gives me the shits how much time is wasted needlessly on whining to refs when 2 months of marching 10 yards would eradicate it completely....AGAIN!!


  • TRC: The All Blacks against the Springboks (version 98)
  • SiamS Siam

    @Victor-Meldrew well I guess you just weren't meant to watch this one mate. They call that fete....

    Coat please...


  • The 'How is Fozzie going?' thread
  • SiamS Siam

    Can we change the first word of the thread title to "when" πŸ˜’


  • Highlanders v Crusaders
  • SiamS Siam

    I respect their decision to cancel, I would have applauded a decision to continue.


  • Argentina One: Parramatta, 14 November
  • SiamS Siam

    I'm not buying the notion that we can't field a team to win regularly. The rugby talent bit isn't a problem, surely. I've got no issues with the personnel in the playing squad. Good lads.

    Now I can't decide if we are arrogant or dumb with the same old tactics we've dished up over about 3 and a bit years.

    I've been convincing myself of the "powder dry" theory since 2017 and I've gone mad waiting for it.

    There's nothing fucking there!?

    Flat backline fucked over numerous times by rush defence.

    After 3 back and fro's, put in a chip kick that 50% of the time results in a try saving tackle down the other fucking end!

    Tons of one offs and 2 offs that barely reach the advantage- thanks hagrid.

    Kicking so much goddamn ball away and not even having a Habana like chasing.

    Never going one off from a ruck, (except chasing today when it worked!)

    Never any audacious moves like that tana, Cully, jonah, pod , lineout extravaganza that time against yellow.

    A single focussed reliance on a Dagg or a Reiko, or a Caleb to break a line and then support play makes it a winning strategy. Gets fucked over if old mate is determined to make his tackle - nevermind, "we'll shovel it along the other way and give Beaudy a chance against a set defence."

    A visible lack of any ability to change a tactic and work a specific strategy for 10 minutes at least. Just when you know we must hang onto the ball, someone will " express themselves" and kick it. We'll get ball from a set piece and in two run of the mill phases we'll be back to shovel ball and relying on a missed tackle.

    It's fucken turgid, and I'm sick of it.

    I'm resigned to speaking like a cock - it's like those fluffybunnies, collectively, have little respect for the game. Trot out the same old shit and hope for the inevitable individual brilliance or, better yet, Laura to make the opposition try too hard.

    I hate saying this but we play like we know everything about the game. Like we don't fully respect the game and all it's diversity. The Hanson/Foster way is outdated, too limited, but mostly, doesn't have Richie FUCKING McCaw in it!!!

    The players are more than adequate.

    We got done by a new coach making his own decisions and reinvigorating his team with a fresh enthusiasm. Our old coach is rehashing a failed strategy and the players are looking completely unenthused by all of it. Fuck we've looked bad over the last 2 weeks.

    And the discipline?

    Fuck me that must be a sign of a lack of focus and task clarity. That an organisation like the All Blacks can't work out face slaps and ruck supermans leaves me wondering what kind of a slack shit show is going on in these pampered facilities.

    Totally schooled by the Argentinians on how to conduct yourself on a test rugby field!

    The fucken shame in that!

    The real question is how long do we have to pretend before we usher in Scott as a breathe of fresh air and a new direction - with a fond departure to the 2015 win and the first test against the Lions in 2017.

    I like you fozzie, and I greatly admired your play for Waikato, but mate somehow, you've used 5 games to fully show me your hand, and mate, you're bust!

    Fuck this I'm getting drunk...where were you when the All Blacks looked like Southland...?


  • Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket
  • SiamS Siam

    Perhaps what this whole saga is really all about:

    "We can learn that the game needs to calm down. I wrote in the Wisden Almanack this year that the tone of the game is in need of a serious retuning... Removing the lip, that negative intent, is what we can learn. By all means bowl bouncers with skill and precision, but take out the angst and hate, the sledging and the media barbs, and just go out and express your version of your courage and skill for your team. Show the youth of today the right way to play the game respectfully, hard and fair. The game has turned too lippy, too edgy. Let's chill a bit in general, as a good lesson and reminder, to keep the game authentic."

    Martin Crowe, November 29, 2014


  • Bledisloe #1
  • SiamS Siam

    @Stargazer said in Bledisloe #1:

    Ah, another TSF meltdown. Everyone completely overreacting as usual.

    Point of order here young man. If you're not outraged by those fluffybunnies putting 40 plus on us, then you're no use at all to the rank and file of the diehard All Black fan.

    It's one thing for an All Black to not score tries.

    It's another thing for an All Black to not fucken tackle!

    Take your soy and jog on!

    This is an humiliating loss.


  • Other Cricket
  • SiamS Siam

    Name drop time

    Just spent a week with Gordon Greenidge

    Best bowlers, lilee and Marshall. Had to be very cautious against Hadlee. Ashley mallet, best finger spinner. Abdul Qadir best spin bowler in his time.

    Team he loved to beat most, England.

    Lara great bat, no real leadership qualities.
    Chris Gayle, great guy, not selfish. Had no choice to go t20 because he simply wasn't being paid by windies
    Windies cricket fell because of administration fighting over money. That simple. The theory that windies youngsters were ignoring cricket for basketball in USA is totally wrong, as how can a jamaican compete with yanks growing up playing street ball.

    Overall an outstanding man and possibly cooler than viv πŸ˜‰.

    Still playing at age 67! And loves a drink and a yarn.

    Shameless name drop over....


  • Rugby Brain Injuries
  • SiamS Siam

    At one of the semis in Paris in 2007, I somehow spent a lot of time on the concourse drinking and yarning with Steve. Nice bloke and very friendly.

    I bet he doesn't remember me though.πŸ˜’

    Too soon...?


  • Highlanders vs. Blues
  • SiamS Siam

    So this story is millionaire bloke with a job does what his job contract allows him to do and billionaire sponsor doesn't give a fuck

    Well I'm outraged!

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