Grumpy Old Man
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@pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:
Are they playing on lino? If not, and there's soil and grass, it's handling on the GROUND!
Posh fluffybunny. I just mowed the floor yesterday.
How did the wife take that?
With a meal.
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@NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:
Fluffybunny A tho? They can go and get fucked, because they are a two-faced fluffybunny. The Boy says all their face-to-face interactions have been positive, but then they go and lob a virtual hand grenade into the ether on behalf of "all the girls" in the group who might have taken offence at something completely unintended.
Turns out Fluffybunny A is a they/them (born female), and pretty much a man-hater feminazi.
Having talked to a few people in the wider friend group at this point, none of the males feel entirely comfortable around them.
What a fucking shock.
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@NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:
@NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:
Fluffybunny A tho? They can go and get fucked, because they are a two-faced fluffybunny. The Boy says all their face-to-face interactions have been positive, but then they go and lob a virtual hand grenade into the ether on behalf of "all the girls" in the group who might have taken offence at something completely unintended.
Turns out Fluffybunny A is a they/them (born female), and pretty much a man-hater feminazi.
Having talked to a few people in the wider friend group at this point, none of the males feel entirely comfortable around them.
What a fucking shock.
At least the males are aware enough to be wary of the man hating mentally ill lesbian.
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@pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:
Amount. It seems to me the misused word of 2026.
I'm certainly looking forward to getting grumpy about that...
To be fair - there's a fair few grammar rules I'm bad at (mostly around the whole discrete vs continuous thing - fewer/less, etc) ... not something that was really taught in the schools I went to... but when you do know a rule, or rather - the fucking meaning of a fucking word - it is irritating as shit.
"... amount of <discrete number>..." does 'feel' wrong even to me.
Like how the order of adjectives just seems 'natural'.
I would guess I've made about 3 grammatical errors in this post, but at least I never used the words "ironic" or "acronym" incorrectly. -
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@maroon said in Grumpy Old Man:
I had dinner in a restaurant called Town in Drury Lane last night.
The loo options there are, door number one “Stand Up”, door number two “Sit Down”.
It’s so gender yesterday to have Men’s and Women’s.or maybe they just want to protect the public from the comedians?
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@maroon said in Grumpy Old Man:
I had dinner in a restaurant called Town in Drury Lane last night.
The loo options there are, door number one “Stand Up”, door number two “Sit Down”.
It’s so gender yesterday to have Men’s and Women’s.Always been a fan of taking a shit on the ladies'.
Important apostrophe that.
